Silence Never Makes Any Blunders.

A Secret Ceases To Be A Secret If It Is Once Confided - It Is Like A Dollar Bill, Once Broken, It Is Never A Dollar Again.

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.

Lying Is Like Trying To Hide In A Fog: If You Move About You're In Danger Of Bumping Your Head Against The Truth, And As Soon As The Fog Blows Off, You Are Gone Anyhow.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

I Don't Care How Much A Man Talks, If He Only Says It In A Few Words.