Silence Never Makes Any Blunders.

The Unfortunate Do Not Pity The Unfortunate.

Successful Writers Learn At Last What They Should Learn At First,--to Be Intelligently Simple.

The Hardest Thing Any Man Can Do Is To Fall Down On The Ice When It's Slippery, And Get Up And Praise The Lord.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

There Are Only Two Qualities In The World: Efficiency And Inefficiency; And Only Two Sorts Of People: The Efficient And The Inefficient.