I Do Secret Stand-up Shows Around New

I Believe That The Only People Who Really, Truly Benefit From Any Of The Policies Of Republicans Are The Wealthy. I'm In That 1 Percent Tax Bracket, But I'm Not A Man Of Wealth.

I've Come To The Conclusion That The Average Person Can Do About Four Things A Day, Like Four Real Things A Day.

I'm A 24-hour Tweet Machine, I'm A 24-hour Blogger. When There's No Pressure On Me, I Can Talk And Write And Lecture With The Best Of Them. But Put A Deadline On Me And I Start Getting Writer's Block.

I Think All Of This—the Roots And Djing Included—was Meant To Prepare Me For The Tonight Show.

I Do Secret Stand-up Shows Around New York. I Announce And Tweet This To Nobody - I Get Onstage And I Do A Quick Five Minutes.