I Don't Believe In God. So I'm

I Definitely Have Breast Envy. When Teenage Girls Were Saying 'i Wish I Had Breasts', I Was Thinking The Same Thing.

So In Europe, We Had Empires. Everyone Had Them - France And Spain And Britain And Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, Full Of Furniture For Some Reason. And The Austro-hungarian Empire, Famous For F-k All! Yes, All They Did Was Slowly Collapse Like A Flan In A Cupboard.

I Like My Coffee Hot And Strong. Like I Like My Women: Hot And Strong...with A Spoon In Them.

They Say The Universe Started With A Big Bang. I Hope Everybody Stood Well Back.

There's Two Positions In Snowboarding. One Is Looking Cool And The Other Is Dead!