I Don't Believe You Should Make Fun

You Screw Me, I Screw You Back. I'm A Lady Like That.

I Don't Want To Go To Work And Get Into Bed With Someone Else, Not Even Tom Cruise. It's Not Like I Enjoy It.

In The Story Shoes Are Just A Metaphor For What These Girls Go Through...the Grass Is Always Greener And Everyone Always Wants To Be In Somebody Else's Shoes; They Don't Want To Be In Their Own.

There's No Such Thing As Turning Back The Hands Of Time, And It Makes Me Crazy That We Live In A Society Where That's Sold To Women—that We're Supposed To Believe That If We're Getting Older, We've Failed Somehow, That We Have Failed By Not Staying Young. I Wish That Women Would Let Other Women Age Gracefully And Allow Them To Get Older And Know That As We Get Older, We Become Wiser.

We Went To High School Together; He Was A Year Older Than Me. I Remember Him There . . . He Was Very Tall And Skinny, Wore Lots Of Ponytails In His Head, And I'm Pretty Sure I Bought Weed From Him. I Had To Have.