I Don't Care If I Ever Work

I Don't Really Frick With Africa Cause People Are Starving To Death And That's Not Ballin' To Me.

Where I'm From? A Little Town Called None Of Yo God Damn Business.

I Want To Tell My Jokes. I Want To Have Time With My Children. I Want To Entertain People. And At One Point, I'll Walk Away From Show Business. But I Don't Want To Walk Away Empty-handed.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.

People Don't Know What It's Like Standing Up There Onstage, When You Have A Wall Of People Smiling At You.