Where I'm From? A Little Town Called

Is This The 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You A Toy Phone... You Answer It.

With Younger People I'm Recognized With Always Half-baked, Blue Streak Because It's On Cable. Women, It's Always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor Is Pretty Much Everybody Across The Board. It Seems Like They Like That One.

The Only Way You Can Know Where The Line Is, Is If You Cross It.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.