I Don't Care If You Think I'm

Comedy Can't Live Within My Second-guesses, So I Started Doing New Material. Sometimes I Bombed. But You Have To Be Willing To If You Want To Move Forward And Stay Vital. It's Like People Who Take Pride In Not Having A Computer. I'm All, "great, Don't Learn New Things! Your Brain Is Full!"

And Then Before Going Back For My Sophomore Year, I Decided To Change My Major To Arts And Sciences, And My Dad Cut A Deal With Me: He Said If I'd Quit School He'd Pay My Rent For The Next Three Years, As If I Were In School.

Letting Your Freak Flag Fly Is Something, No Matter Who You Are, That Takes Great Bravery, Straight Up.

I Can Get A Script And Go, "well, I'd Rather Do Stand-up." I Don't Hold Movies In Higher Regard. I Love Making Videos And Posting. I Love Tv.

I Do Love The Idea Of Ritual.