I Don't Do Drugs. I Am Drugs.

The Fact I Myself Do Not Understand What My Paintings Mean While I Am Painting Them Does Not Imply That They Are Meaningless.

The Sole Difference Between Myself And A Madman Is The Fact That I Am Not Mad.

Great Wine Requires A Mad Man To Grow The Vine, A Wise Man To Watch Over It, A Lucid Poet To Make It, And A Lover To Drink It.

God Invented Man, And Man Invented The Metric System.

Happy Is He Who Causes A Scandal