I Don't Need Drugs. I Am Drugs.

[i Am A] Contradictory And Paradoxical Man.

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?

All Of My Knowledge, Of Both Science And Religion, I Incorporate Into The Classical Tradition Of My Painting.

Just As I Am Astonished That A Bank Clerk Never Eats A Cheque, So Too Am I Astonished That No Painter Before Me Ever Thought Of Painting A Soft Watch.

I Believe That The Moment Is Near When By A Procedure Of Active Paranoiac Thought, It Will Be Possible To Systematize Confusion And Contribute To The Total Discrediting Of The World Of Reality.