I Don't Do Drugs, Though. Just Weed.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.

When I'm On Stage, I Get Real Happy There. Maybe That's The Only Time In My Adult Life I Feel Like Myself.

Fame For Me Is Like A Place, A Country I'm Taking A Tour Through.

No One Wants To Get Their Ass Beat To A Soundtrack.

Somebody Broke Into My House Once, This Is A Good Time To Call The Police, But Mm Mm, Nope. The House Was Too Nice. It Was A Real Nice House, But They'd Never Believe I Lived In It. They'd Be Like 'he's Still Here!