I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.

With His Blessings From Above, Serve It Generously With Love. One Man, One Wife, One Love, Through Life.

Your Lips And Mine, Two Sips Of Wine, Memories Are Made Of This.

There's A Statue Of Jimmy Stewart In The Hollywood Wax Museum, And The Statue Talks Better Than He Does.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.