I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

Milton Berle Is An Inspiration To Every Young Person That Wants To Get Into Show Business. Hard Work, Perseverance, And Discipline: All The Things You Need...when You Have No Talent.

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.

I Once Shook Hands With Pat Boone, And My Whole Right Side Sobered Up!