I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

I've Got Seven Kids. The Three Words You Hear Most Around My House Are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' And 'i'm Pregnant.'

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.