I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.

You Do Have To Love Your Kids Enough To Let Them Hate You. But It's The Disease That's Hating You, Not Them.

If You See A Kid In School, Who Is A Little Shy ... That's When You Should Reach Out. When You Do, You Are Going To Open Up A Flower And Discover Something Wonderful.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than The People In Washington.