I Don't Even Like To Be Naked

I Don't Even Like To Be Naked In Front Of Myself!

The Character I Play Is A Wonderful Compilation Of Things I Hate About Myself And Things I Love About Myself And Things That I've Invented To Make Her Even More Interesting Than Me.

Street Performers, Homemade Crafts, Keep Your Wallet In Your Front Pocket And Don't Buy Any Crap!

I Placed Over A Thousand Deaf People In Jobs Throughout My Career Working For The Deaf.

If I Were Thin, I'd Never Say 'i Am Powerless Over Fudge.' A) I Can't Believe I Actually Ever Said That. B) Which, Of Course, Isn't To Say That I Do Have Any Power Over Fudge. Particularly If It Has Nuts.