I Don't Ever Want To Have Kids

I've Spent The Past Two Years Looking For My Ex-girlfriend’s Killer… But No One Will Do It.

I Never Knew If I Would Get My Own Show, But I Knew I Loved Stand-up.

What Do They Call That Hat Jewish Guys Always Wear? A Yankees Cap.

My Girlfriend Has The Greatest Story As To Why She Isn't Religious Anymore. When She Was A Kid, Like 12 Years Old, Her Parents Nailed A 25 Pound Crucifix To The Wall Right Above Her Bed. About Two Weeks Later, In The Middle Of The Night, The Crucifix Falls Off The Wall And Leaves A Two Inch Gash In The Back Of Her Dad's Head.

Who Do You Think Was Smarter, Jesus Or Buddha? I Mean, Just In Terms Of Not Letting Themselves Get Crucified.