I Don't Get A Lot Of Romantic

I Love Canada. It Makes A Nice Hat For America. When America Runs Out Of Water, It's The First Place I'll Go.

My Father Was Swallowed Alive By His Own Anus. It Was A Terrible Way To Go.

I'm Terrified That I'm Genetically Predisposed To Only Having Boys. That's Frightening. By The Time I Was 10 Years Old, And I'm Not Exaggerating, I Knew How To Patch Drywall.

I Just Like To Look Beautiful Sometimes.

When You Have Expectations, You Are Setting Yourself Up For Disappointment.