I Don't Know If You've Ever Had

I Just Want To Finish What I'm Doing And Go Home. I Want To Have A Weekend. I Want To Have Breakfast, A Stack Of Pancakes. I Don't Want To Not Enjoy Where I Am At This Very Moment. So, Every Time I Plan Something The Exact Opposite Happens.

When Your Dad's A Cop, Calling 911 Is Really Just Like Calling Dad At Work.

There Are So Few Surprises Left In Life. We've Gotten So Addicted To Knowing. It's The Google Generation. We Want The Answer To Everything Right Now!

I Grew Up In Vancouver, British Columbia.

If It Weren’t So Off-putting For My Co-workers. I’d Wear My Flannel, One-piece 'hannah Montana' Pajamas, Like, All The Time!