I Don't Get High, But Sometimes I

You Want To Track Hollywood Careers, Look In The Real Estate Section. You See A Guy Buy A House That Costs $6 Million, And You Can Literally Start Counting The Days Until He Starts Doing Crappy Movies.

Whatever Your Pleasure, I Can Facilitate. You Need Weed, You Need Meth - Hey, You Need Prozac, I'm Your Man. I Know How You White Boys Always Deal With That Depression. I Mean Me Personally, I Don't Understand What You White Boys Are All Depressed About. Hey, You're White! Smile!

Yeah, I Love Being Famous. It's Almost Like Being White, Y'know?

When I Do Something Good, The Audience Lets Me Know Immediately. They Laugh. That's It.

Comedy Is The Blues For People Who Can’t Sing.