I Don't Get No Respect

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.