She Was So Fat That Her Clothes

A Sense Of Humor Is Rare. It Isn't Telling A Joke About How There Are Three Ways To Get To Heaven. It's Being In A Restaurant And Hearing Someone Say, Everyone's Got Their Tale Of Woe, And Then Turning Around And Saying, Unfortunately, In Life, There's More Woe Than Tail.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.