She Was So Fat That Her Clothes

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.