I Don't Have A Brother In Real

It's More Fun To Experience Things When You Don't Know What's Going To Happen.

I Would Rather Be With My Kids Than Anybody Else.

When You Have Bacon In Your Mouth, It Doesn't Matter Who's President.

When I Read Things Like The Foundations Of Capitalism Are Shattering, I'm Like, Maybe We Need That. Maybe We Need Some Time Where We're Walking Around With A Donkey With Pots Clanging On The Sides.

There's A Reason It's Called 'girls Gone Wild' And Not 'women Gone Wild'. When Girls Go Wild, They Show Their Tits. When Women Go Wild, They Kill Men And Drown Their Kids In A Tub.