I Don't Have A Tuxedo That Fits

Steroids Build Your Muscles, But They Don't Build Your Tendons Or Ligaments.

The Run I Was On Made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, All Of Them Look Like Droopy-eyed Armless Children.

You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.

Those Of Us Who Did Make It Have An Obligation To Build Again. To Teach To Others What We Know, And To Try With What's Left Of Our Lives To Find A Goodness And A Meaning To This Life.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen. It's Not Available. If You Try It Once, You Will Die. Your Face Will Melt Off And Your Children Will Weep Over Your Exploded Body.