I Don't Have Any Delusions. I Don't

America Is At War. Go Eat A Donut.

I Always Thought When I Was Doing More Melodramatic Stuff Like Everwood That The Directors Were Constantly Reeling Me In And Stopping Me From Being Funny. I've Always Tried To Find A Funny Angle On Things, And 99 Percent Of The Time, It Just Doesn't Work.

If One Day Someone Came Up To Me And Was Like, 'look, You're Never Going To Act Again,' I Don't Know What I Would Do.

A Good Corroborating Chain, If They Fail In The Last Link, The Whole Will Fall To The Ground.

I Think Any Man Over 250 Pounds Rollerblading Is Instant Hilarity. There's Nothing Funnier Than A Giant, Grown Man Rollerblading.