I Don't Have Hobbies; Hobbies Cost Money.

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups.

I Make Fun Of People Who Are Religious, Because They're Fundamentally Weak.

How Is It Possible To Have A Civil War?

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

I Don't Have Hobbies; Hobbies Cost Money. Interests Are Quite Free.