I Don't Have No Story. Everybody Wants

You Know, Every Time It Comes, Every Time That Light Comes On Or Every Time That Camera Comes On, Every Time That Microphone Comes On, The Mac Man Seek And Destroy.

I Have So Much Respect For What's Funny.

I Was Good At Keeping My Mother From Crying.

I Want People To Say At The End Of My Day, You Know, Like I Used To Say About Sidney Poitier And James Cagney And Joan Crawford And Red Skelton And Those Guys And Bill Cosby. They Did Quality And Substance. You Always Remember Them.

I'm Not A Star, I Hate That Word, And I'm An Entertainer. Stars Fall, You Know, I'm An Entertainer. I Want To Be Known As An Entertainer.