I Don't Have No Story. Everybody Wants

I Was In Love With A Lot Of People, Because I Was A Student Of The Game Of Comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickles, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley - Who Gets No Credit, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Kirby. I Loved Them All, And I Used To Just Take A Page Out Of All Of Them.

If I Can Tell Someone A Story That Makes Them Bend Over And Laugh, That's Bigger Than Anything Else.

My Humor Had Changed From Foolishness To Making Sense.

Only Way You Can You Get Upset Is When You Expecting Something.

My Grandmother Always Told Me How You Start Is How You Finish.