I Don't Invest In The Stock Market,

Monty Python Only Became Valuable When It Was Sold To Public Broadcasting Service (pbs) In America. They Didn't Pay Much Either, But The Series Has Been Shown Repeatedly, Which Led To Lucrative Tapes, Cds And Dvds.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

When I Was 23 I Started Writing For I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again And Was Paid Three Guineas For Every Minute's Airtime.

If You're Famous, You Have To [be Overly Generous], Otherwise People Say, "eric Idle Came In And Only Left Me $4." I Always Tip More Than People Expect.

I Think The Special Thing About Python Is That It's A Writers' Commune. The Writers Are In Charge. The Writers Decide What The Material Is.