I Don't Know Anything About Baseball.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

I Left Scotland When I Was 16 Because I Had No Qualifications For Anything But The Navy, Having Left School At 13.

I Don't Know Anything About Baseball.

A Martini. Shaken, Not Stirred.

If America Had Been Discovered As Many Times As I Have, No One Would Remember Columbus.