I Don’t Know How Many Of You

If Someone Hacks Your Password, You Can Change It - As Many Times As You Want. You Can’t Change Your Fingerprints. You Have Only Ten Of Them. And You Leave Them On Everything You Touch; They Are Definitely Not A Secret.

One Thing I've Noticed About Politics Is That These Guys Have Pretty Thick Hides.

At 'snl,' I Wrote Political Stuff, But I Never Felt The Show Should Have An Axe To Grind. But When I Left In '95, I Could Let My Own Beliefs Out.

I Don't Know What Happens To You After You Die. I'm Not Banking On There Being, Like, A Heaven.

If You Use A Cell Phone - As I Do - Your Wireless Carrier Likely Has Records About Your Physical Movements Going Back Months, If Not Years.