I Don't Know If I'm The Husky

I'm An Eccentric, Silly, Observational Guy, But I'm Not Gonna Frighten Off Social Conservatives.

I'm Not A Foodie; I'm An Eatie. I Don't Have Anything Against Foodies. I Just Don't Have The Time Or The Interest To Do That Much Research.

That's Not To Say That I'm A Well-informed Catholic. I'm Still In Idiot.

Cookies At Both Of Them. The Cookies Are Probably Better At Letterman Though.

I Think I Have A Lot Of Voices In My Head And I Guess My Inner Critic Is A Female.