I Don't Know Very Much But What

Long Experience Has Taught Me That In England Nobody Goes To The Theatre Unless He Or She Has Bronchitis.

All I Want Is A Modest Place In Mr X's Good Reading, Miss Y's Good Writing, And That New Edition Of One Thousand Best Bits Of Recent Prose.

In Her Early Days She Had That Beatific Expression Characteristic Of Victorian Prettiness - Like A Sheep Painted By Raphael.

A Professional Is A Man Who Can Do His Job When He Doesn't Feel Like It. An Amateur Is A Man Who Can't Do His Job When He Does Feel Like It.

Your Englishman, Confronted By Something Abnormal Will Always Pretend That It Isn't There. If, However, You Force Him To Look Into It, He'll At Once Pretend That He Sees The Object Not For What It Is But For Something That He Would Like It To Be.