I Don't Know What Drives Me To

Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.

I Sang A Song At My Sister's Wedding. My Mother Forced Me Into That, Too. But That One Felt All Right.

I've Been Called A Moron Since I Was About Four. My Father Called Me A Moron. My Grandfather Said I Was A Moron. And A Lot Of Times When I'm Driving, I Hear I'm A Moron. I Like Being A Moron.

With The Amount Of Money I Have, It's Difficult Raising Children The Way I Was Raised.

I've Always Just Had Troubles With My Family Because I'm Psychotic. It Had Nothing To Do With That.