I Don't Know What Humor Is.

American Invents Everything, But The Trouble Is We Get Tired Of It The Minute The New Is Wore Off.

Advertising Is The Art Of Convincing People To Spend Money They Don't Have For Something They Don't Need.

If You Want To Be Successful, Love What You Are Doing.

Labor Day, I Suppose Set By An Act Of Congress. Everything We Do Nowadays Is Either By, Or Against, Acts Of Congress. How Congress Knew Anything About Labor Is Beyond Us.

We're All Ignorant, Just About Different Stuff.