I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.

It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress You With How Much Stupider They Can Be When They Really Assert Themselves.

The Problem With Dating A Model Is They Won't Go Out With You If Your Cars Color Doesn't Match Their Outfit.

I Am An Observer, I Like To Watch People. I Am Into Psychology And People - How They Act And Such.

The Whole Thing With Comedy Is That You Are Always In Control. Writer, Director, Actor, Producer, And Sometimes Bouncer. And You Are Just A Piece Of Their Puzzle.