I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics

I Got Home From Work Today And Took Like A One Hundred Hour Nap. No You Did Not. You'd Be Very Sick If You Were Taking One Hundred Hour Naps. That's A Coma! If You Said You Took A Coma After Work I'd Be Able To Follow The Story.

When I'm Looking For Hot Button Answers To Tough Questions, I Don't Look To Congressman Or My Mayor. I Say, 'what Would Miss U.s.a. Have To Say About This?'

Ma'am, Are You Trying To Molest Me Via Drivethru?

Losing My Mind Sounds So Pessimistic. I Prefer The Term Winning My Insanity.

I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics A Lot.