I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I Have Made Many Serious Statements - I Just Can't Remember Any Of Them. I Guess They Mustn't Have Been Very Important.

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.

There Is, Of Course, A World Of Difference Between Cricket And The Movie Business ... I Suppose Doing A Love Scene With Racquel Welch Roughly Corresponds To Scoring A Century Be Fore Lunch.

I'm Really A Pacifist.