I Don't Like People Cleaning My Room.

Making A Woman Laugh. What Is That About? And The Prettier The Woman, The More Satisfaction I Get. It Doesn't Make Any Sense, But I'm Being Honest.

Every Relationship Is Just So Tenuous And Precarious.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.