If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.