If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would

I Don't Like Talking To People I Know, But Strangers, I Have No Problem With.

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

The Only Change I Can Really See Is That I Don't Have To Shop For Pants In Stores Anymore.

I Had A Wonderful Childhood, Which Is Tough Because It's Hard To Adjust To A Miserable Adulthood.