I Was Planning On My Future As

Let's Not Forget, I Got Divorced.

I Had A Job As A Paralegal. I Drove A Cab.

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.