I Just Feed Off The Energy Of

I Find Human Contact Repulsive.

It's Not Every Day That You Get To Be Affectionate Around Something, It Just Doesn't Happen That Often.

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.

I'm Not A Person Who Embraces Challenges. I Run From Challenges. I Break World Records Running From Challenges.

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course