I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

Sometimes You Have To Wander A Bit, And Do What You Don't Want To In Order To Figure Out What It Is You're Supposed To Do.

A Good Compromise Is When Both Parties Are Dissatisfied

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad For The Other Person So I'll Stop Just Before The Punchline.