I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.

People Don't Yell Nasty Things At Actors - They Let Them Continue.

I Don't Like People Cleaning My Room.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.