If I Tried To Flirt With A

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.

It's Not Every Day That You Get To Be Affectionate Around Something, It Just Doesn't Happen That Often.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.