Sometimes You Have To Wander A Bit,

People Don't Yell Nasty Things At Actors - They Let Them Continue.

In Those Days, Reserve Duty Lasted For Six Years, Which, I Might Add, Was Three Times As Long As Service In The Regular Army, Although To Be Perfectly Honest, I Was Unable To Fulfill My Entire Obligation Because I Was Taking Acting Classes And They Said I Could Skip My Last Year.

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

I Don't Like People Cleaning My Room.