I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

I Tend To Stay With The Panic. I Embrace The Panic.

Sometimes You Have To Wander A Bit, And Do What You Don't Want To In Order To Figure Out What It Is You're Supposed To Do.

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.