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Woody Allen Likes To Do A Lot Of Master Shots. He Likes To Get The Whole Thing In One Take, And So You Could Be Going Along Doing A Scene, And Then The Next To Last Line, All Of A Sudden, You Stumble, And You Have To Go Back To First Base.

Sometimes I Have These Fantasies Of Just Moving To A Foreign Country And Coming Back With A Full Head Of Hair. Or Not Even Come Back! Make A New Life There With Hair... Change My Name, Just See What Happens.

I Like To Be Quiet, And Let People Find Me Rather Than Having To Shout At Them.

It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do The Kind Of Comedy That These People Were Coming To Hear - Mainstream Comedy.

All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.