My Defensiveness In Life Really Helps Me

When I Was Living In New York And Didn't Have A Penny To My Name, I Would Walk Around The Streets And Occasionally I Would See An Alcove Or Something. And I'd Think, That'll Be Good, That'll Be A Good Spot For Me When I'm Homeless.

Obviously Comedic Styles Do Change.

Being Larry David On Curb Your Enthusiasm Was The Best Thing To Happen To Larry David In Life.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.

Every Relationship Is Just So Tenuous And Precarious.