I Think That For The Most Part,

I Wasn't Making Fun Of My Father In-law's Religion. And Even If I Was So What, It's A Comedy. Religion Should Be Made Fun Of, It's Quite Ridiculous Isn't It. Think How People Spend Their Lives, They Have No Idea. They Go Around As If This Is A Fact. It's So Insane You Know. If I Really Believed That Stuff I'd Keep It To Myself. Lest Somebody Think I Was Out Of My Mind.

Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy Wherever I Go, But I'm Very Casual About It.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.

I Don't Like Talking To People I Know, But Strangers, I Have No Problem With.

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.