I Don't Like Talking To People I

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.

Woody Allen Likes To Do A Lot Of Master Shots. He Likes To Get The Whole Thing In One Take, And So You Could Be Going Along Doing A Scene, And Then The Next To Last Line, All Of A Sudden, You Stumble, And You Have To Go Back To First Base.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.