Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy

I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience.

Anyone Can Be Confident With A Full Head Of Hair. But A Confident Bald Man - There's Your Diamond In The Rough.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

You Write About What You Know.

Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad For The Other Person So I'll Stop Just Before The Punchline.