Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy

It Has To Do - I Think - With Growing Up In An Apartment, With My Aunt And My Cousins Right Next Door To Me, With The Door Open, With Neighbors Walking In And Out, With People Yelling At Each Other All The Time.

I Had A Wonderful Childhood, Which Is Tough Because It's Hard To Adjust To A Miserable Adulthood.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.