I Don't Like The Glamour. I Just

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

Control Is The Main Thing, And The Tee Shot Is The Most Important Shot In Golf. You've Got To Hit The Fairway Before You Have A Good Chance Of Putting The Ball Close To The Pin. You Can Be The Greatest Iron Player In The World, But If You're In The Boondocks It Won't Do You Any Good.

I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me. I Could Vomit When I See One. It's Like A Rattlesnake In Your Pocket.

If We Could Have Just Screwed Another Head On His Shoulders, He Would Have Been The Greatest Golfer Who Ever Lived.

I Dreamed One Night That I Had 17 Holes-in-one And One Two, And When I Woke Up I Was So Goddam Mad.