Shoot A Lower Score Than Everybody Else.

When I Practiced, I Practiced To Get It Right.

Hitting A Golf Ball And Putting Have Nothing In Common. They're Two Different Games. You Work All Your Life To Perfect A Repeating Swing That Will Get You To The Greens, And Then You Have To Try To Do Something That Is Totally Unrelated. There Shouldn't Be Any Cups, Just Flag Sticks. And Then The Man Who Hit The Most Fairways And Greens And Got Closest To The Pins Would Be The Tournament Winner.

Shoot A Lower Score Than Everybody Else.

I Dreamed One Night That I Had 17 Holes-in-one And One Two, And When I Woke Up I Was So Goddam Mad.

I Could Not Wait For The Sun To Come Up The Next Morning So That I Could Get Out On The Course Again.