I Don't Like To Cook. I Can

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.