I Don't Like To Get Angry. It

Talking To My Wife, We Stare At Each Other, Saying, 'how Is This Happening? Why Is This Happening? Why Now?' It's Nothing I Ever Aspired To.

Make Friends First, Make Sales Second, Make Love Third. In No Particular Order.

I Think When Someone Who's Known For Doing Drama Does A Comedy But Just Tries To Be Funny, That's A Mistake.

Yes. It Is True. I, Michael Scott, Am Signing Up With An Online Dating Service. Thousands Of People Have Done It, And I Am Going To Do It. I Need A Username, And I Have A Great One. 'little Kid Lover.' That Way People Will Know Exactly Where My Priorities Are At.

In My Wildest Dreams I Never Thought- Well, I Never Thought I'd Work